I've Got You Beat
Today was a day like any other, Nightwing was making kissy faces with Starfire, Cyborg was tinkering with his car, Raven was reading one of her musty books and Beast Boy now refering to himself only as Beast was currently surfing making use of the waves around Titan Island. Things had calmed down a bit since the fall of the Brotherhood of Evil so it gave the team alot of free time. The only real villains that remained threats were Slade who mysteriously vanished, Blackfire who changed her ways to avoid further humiliation like on Tamaran and Jinx after a messy breakup with Kid Flash tried to resume her evil ways, but despite the idiocy of her Hive Five allies without them she learned it was impossible and thus left Jump City. In addition the Titans got two new recruits in Geo-Force, Terra's brother who like her could bend the ground under his feet to his will and Ravager, Slade's daughter and Jericho's sister. Both of them proved to be valuable teammates within time.
However despite every change some things remained the same and as night began to fall Beast and Raven were involved in yet another war of words and neather one of them were planning on backing down, not tonight.
"You don't know how rough I had it!"
"What you mean in that cushy monestary? Please..."
"Cushy are you kidding? I had nothing in that monestary! Fighting bordeom and loneliness day after day, I had only bare essentials while the monks of Azarath saw me as monster that would end the world! I was locked in my room 24/7 constantly reminded of what Trigon planned for me! So I think I've got you beat Logan." Raven finished with her arms crossed in defiance.
"Oh you think so do you? That was a sad story, but I've heard better I'm just saying, A for effort thanks for playing! Sad to see you suffer princess, but I had it rougher! Like that time I was bit by a monkey carrying a rare disease, you're just whiney I was dying! My parents died shortly thereafter! Did I mention I was seven?" At this point Beast was right in her face. "So I think I've got you beat Roth!"
"Yeah?" Raven questioned.
"Yeah!" Beast retorted and the cycle continued.
"No warm regards!"
"No Christmas Cards!"
"And everyday was--" Raven started.
"Hell on Earth!" Beast finished.
"Okay top this!!! My heart was broken by a dragon!"
"Try three times by the same blonde traitor! THE LAST TIME ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!"
As the two kept going the others merely listened in from the other room hoping they'd stop without trying to kill the other when suddenly the arguing came to a sudden stop. Fearing the worst they ran towards the hall where the two were fighting and were shocked to discover that their teammates instead of killing each other, were in the middle of what appeared to be a very long and very passionate kiss. As they finally came up for air they merely looked at each other in a state of stunned silence unaware their teammates were looking on.
"So..." Raven said breaking the silence.
"So..." Beast replied too shocked to talk more.
"AHEM!!!" Nightwing cleared his throat to get their attention.
Realising their situation fully the two blushed furiously and went walked of in seperate directions leaving their friends more confused than ever... what would've happened had they not been interrupted was what all of them were thinking, even Beast and Raven.
to be continued.... maybe....